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As Margaret Thatcher (former Prime Minister of Great Britain) once said
"Socialism is GREAT - UNTIL you run out of other people's money."

Wake up America!  Read my: Quote of the Decade Page

Ephesians 5:6  "Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience."

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Above are short stories with a few basic "How To" articles about processing game and various subject matter which may be of interest and special events & Holidays.  I use this catchall page as a type of personal blog since I do not engage in social networking sites; e.g., Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, MySpace, Friendster, etc. and rarely link to them.  However, it appears that about every website you visit has linked to one of them in some form or fashion, whereas I nicknamed one Fonybook.  Some people just love to live in fantasy land and post outright lies and expect the world to believe it as they must do themselves!  Social networking sites are a Cyber Criminal and Law Enforcement's ACE in the hole and their Golden Goose whereby gleaning tons of your personal information contrary to what those sites want you to believe about protecting and not sharing your personal private information.  Like sites provide the marketing companies with the information they seek and do pay for and there is no such thing as "free puppies or kittens."  With the current and past Political regimes,  there is no privacy via the internet, cell phone, land lines or any form of communications which was manifested by Edward Snowden to the entire world.  This site is immune as possible and I hope you can find some humor along the way and just maybe, grin as well! 


It is my goal to give God through Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, the Praise, Honor and Glory in all things.  Without Christ as our Lord and Savior, You are spiritually lost and destined to eternity in hell.

PSALMS Chapter 23

1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.


My favorite saying each day at work was, "Another Day In Paradise."  Could there be a slight hint of irony?  I did observe "The Fulfillment of Prophecy of Expectations" on a regular basis and coined this phrase, "Don't expect to win the Kentucky Derby when you have a jackass entered"  that manifested and exemplified the Peter Principle.  I entertained the thoughts years ago of writing a satire with two titles picked out;  Who Guards The Guards and the other one, Who is the Con but didn't think I could afford 24/7 personal body guard protection...grin if you must! 

To quote myself, "Upper level management is one of the select few that can use ignorance as a valid defense against  incompetence by not being aware of something."  I believe Politicians and Management adopted and twisted the cliché "possession is nine tenths of the law"  by using IGNORANCE to circumvent personal liability, responsibility, accountability and justice, whereas Ignorance of the Law apparently doesn't apply to them but most certainly applies to You and I.  I also believe we currently have the most uninformed President (Obama) in our Nation's History,  far surpassing Jimmy Carter by leaps and bounds!  So much for the "buck stops here" idiom which is a joke.  I see the big picture, can you?

However, I have very high regard for former President John F. Kennedy and place him near the top of my list for getting things done and serving the people even with his own short comings and personal vices.  President Ronald Regan did much for our country as well and was a God fearing honorable Christian man, whether the cry baby "Demoncrats" accept it or not.  Yes, I spelled Demoncrats correctly, as it fits their party platform like a glove.  Read my Quote of the Decade Short Story.


If any of these short story's content offends anyone and strikes a nerve; regardless of your sex, creed, color, Political party affiliation, Religious and personal beliefs, sexual preferences, etc.;  Please read, comprehend and retain The First Amendment To The Constitution, especially the freedom of speech part.  Also, read my LEGAL STUFF page.  In due time, our First Amendment Rights will be totally stripped away to support the Democratic Party Platform regardless of how illegal it is.  We are headed toward becoming subjects instead of citizens and as soon as the largest military in the World is disarmed (Americans who legally own firearms), it will happen quicker than you can blink an eye!  Don't think National Gun Registration cannot happen of which will ultimately lead to the confiscation of legally owned and registered firearms turning all citizens into subjects.  

Citizenry who vote for a particular political party because my Daddy, Grand Daddy, etc. voted that way are nothing but mere puppets; pull my little strings and I will do anything and do not have the ability to think for themselves!  Moron comes to mind!

Only in America, has the new norm, "Taxation Without Representation" become so prevalent to support the free loading Bureaucrats in DC who can only point fingers at the other party with zero results and actions to keep America solvent and safe.  When they,  (Bureaucrats) talk about Entitlements, it is like the pot calling the kettle black!  A fair day's work at a fair day's pay would kill off about 99 percent outright and the other remaining one (1) percent's vocal cords would become so severely damaged and silenced, whereby their empty, vane, useless political garbage promises, jargon and posturing  would remain as mere thoughts in their empty cranial cavity removing a humongous amount of hot political gas pollution from our planet causing Global warming to subside with the Greenhouse Effect re-named the Whitehouse Effect; e.g.,  (cleansing and purging our planet)!  Seems like we are reverting back to the Colonial days before the Revolutionary War when King George III was pulling the purse strings.  Now,  we have multitudes of King George III (all parties) in Washington, DC manifesting and implementing the same agenda; living like "Fat Cats" high on the hog at the expense of the Mr. and Mrs. John Q Public taxpayers reminiscent of the proverbial lamb being led to slaughter.

I would not trust a Bureaucrat in DC regardless of party affiliation and their die hard supporters in an outhouse with a muzzle on.  Native Americans summed Washington and it's Bureaucrats up very well during the period of their systematic destruction during the second half of the nineteenth century,  "White man speak with forked tongue."  For a Native American History Lesson with controversial evidence and documentation,  read Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee by Dee Brown which might open your political blindness.  It is estimated that between 80 to 100 million native Americans have died since European settlers came to North and South America by various diseases and outright genocide.

No matter what my personal feelings and views are, I love and support America which is still the greatest nation on this earth for human rights, opportunity for personal advancement, success and achievement until it is totally eroded by the self-serving  Political Greed of elected individuals regardless of their Political Party Affiliation!

Webpage updated by Bill aka Mickey Porter on 01-29-18.


If you do not know Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, please take this moment to accept him by Faith into your Life, whereby Salvation will be attained.   

Romans 10:9 “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.”

Open this link of Bible Verses About Salvation, King James Version Bible (KJV).

Hebrews 4:12 “For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.”

Romans 6:23 “For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”

Romans 3:23 “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;”

Micah 6:8 “He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?”